There Will Be Martha

There Will Be Martha is the fifth episode of season 1.



Synopsis
This episode details Martha's first experience with identity theft.

Plot
President Martha likes to frequent local libraries for book readings in her spare time. During a particular book reading event, she leaves her wallet behind, which houses her social security card and birth certificate, among other crucial documents. It is in the McDonald's drive-thru that she realizes that she left her wallet at the library, which is mildly embarrassing. Martha drives back to the library, but cannot find her wallet anywhere. She begins to panic, and asks the librarian at the front desk if anyone had brought up a wallet to put in the lost and found. The librarian is of no help, and Martha takes the bus home, since she feels guilty driving without her license. Martha returns to the library the next day, hoping that there will be some sort of clue that will help her find her wallet. Instead, she walks in on a book reading event that she was supposed to be a part of. A hideous poodle situation is reading Martha's favorite book to a group of children, and Martha goes up and asks the hideous poodle situation to leave. The hideous poodle situation tells Martha that she is Martha, and is supposed to be doing a book reading for the children. Martha knows that something is very wrong with this situation, and tells the hideous poodle situation that she needs proof. The hideous poodle situation pulls out a sparkly pink wallet, which houses all of Martha's important documents of identification. Martha demands that the hideous poodle situation return the documents to her immediately, but instead, the hideous poodle situation eats them. Martha now has no identity.