Martha Mouths Off

Martha Mouths Off is the second episode of season one. It aired along with the episode Martha For President.

Synopsis
Martha hosts a radio talk show but things go haywire when her advice is used against her by a Russian propaganda network.

Plot
Helen's family receives a letter saying that Great Uncle Abe has passed, and he left them his radio station, as detailed in his will. Mariella is hesitant to accept the inheritance, but Martha calls the SWAT team on her until she does. The family visits the station, which no more than a run-down shack. Using taxpayer money, Martha manages to fix it up, and Helen lets her have it since no one else has use for it. Martha starts a radio talk show called "Martha Screams Advice" and becomes quite famous, even appearing on Doctor Phil. Soon though, the Russian government takes notice of this and decides to use a fake Martha campaign to deter voters from supporting her in the 2004 election. Martha is outraged and sends out the army to counteract the attack, but realizes she exhausted her soldiers during the invasion of Canada. Instead, she rages an intense LunarStorm war against Vladimir Putin. Putin ultimately wins after dropping a final message, insulting Martha's mother. While Martha stews in defeat, the anti-Martha propaganda campaign launches. Protesters form outside the Lorriane household, and soon they force their way in and take the baby. Martha is distraught, but then uses the mind-control device she implanted in Jake's head and uses it to broadcast a supersonic signal that incapacitates the protesters and causing a major blackout in most of the country. Now with America falling to bits, Martha returns to the station to sulk. She then realizes that the only way she can stop Putin is to roast him live on her radio show. People everywhere step outside and gather around as the yo mama battle is broadcast across the planet. After a hard struggle, Martha delivers the epic last blow, "Yo' mama likes anime." After single-handedly saving the country, Martha decides to retire from being a radio talk show hosts and instead let Skits take over with a handy-dandy little show about plumbing.