Martha Floats

Martha Floats is the seventh episode of season 2.

Synopsis
Martha goes on a free vacation.

Plot
Martha likes to enter in contests where you can win things with little to no effort. One day, she receives a phone call from an unknown number, and is told that she has won a trip to the tropical destination of her choice. Martha is overjoyed, and begins packing right after hanging up. She was given specific instructions to come alone to an address in the next town over, and has Helen drop her off. The spot ends up being a reality office. Martha walks in with her suitcase and is greeted by Mr. Barnabus, a reality agent who puts Martha in the passenger seat of his car after some small talk and drives her to the city docks. It is there that Martha boards the S.S. Seaworthy, a small sailboat captained by a mysterious thin figure in a gray hooded jacket. Martha says goodbye to Mr. Barnabus, and the sailboat heads out into the water. After several hours of sailing, Martha begins to wonder exactly where she is being taken. She asks the captain, but is not answered. Martha becomes upset, since she feels she has the right to know where the boat is headed. She pulls the hood off of the figure, revealing it to be Barksicov, Skits's baby daddy. Martha becomes extremely uncomfortable, and Barksicov throws her overboard. Martha retrieves a pneumatic armchair from her suitcase, and in a great feat of strength and coordination, inflates it. She then abandons her suitcase, letting it sink to the bottom of the ocean. Martha puts on sunglasses to avoid damaging her eyesight, and hopes that the waves will take her and her inflatable chair back to shore. She drifts off to sleep, waking up perhaps as many as a few days later in a community pool to the sound of a lifeguard whistling at her.