Martha Meets the Milk

Martha Meets the Milk is the eighth episode of season 2.

Synopsis
President Martha, in an attempt to settle the differences between conservative racist milk-drinkers and everyone else, visits a cow commune in Wisconsin to get some answers.

Plot
It is 2001, and Martha has found the second term of her presidency to be increasingly stressful with the mounting tensions within her country. There is an ongoing crisis in the nation, one which revolves around milk. Racist conservatives stand by their view that chocolate milk is produced by brown cows, while white cows produce white milk, or sometimes vanilla, depending on the time of year. Despite statements from educated people and officials of the milk industry stating that this is not the case and that all cows produce plain white milk, the conservatives won't give in. Internalized racism prevents them from casting aside their bias in considering the matter with a clear mind. President Martha, not partial to milk herself, thinks this is a ridiculous source for a national conflict, but nevertheless knows it is her job to settle the dispute. She travels out to Wisconsin to the Happy Lactose Commune, where many cows have been living in harmony for generations. She interviews countless members of the community, and creates a documentary which is aired on the national news channel, PBS stations, and the Trinity Broadcasting Network upon completion. Conservatives, after hearing the truth from the cows, have no choice but to believe what is said. The Great Milk Scandal of 2001 ends with a general understanding that cows produce plain milk, and that factories do the flavoring. Martha, inspired by her trip to the Happy Lactose Commune, provides funding for several more cow-centered organizations across the Midwest.